In which I see dumb people

Some idiot's idea of clothing

There are approximately fifty-three things wrong with this article, from concept to execution, including the one dude's apparently having learned his approach to modeling from the 1974 J.C. Penney catalog. I couldn't do a better job of pointing most of them out than Virginia Montanez in her brilliant take on it.

It is purely spit-worthily hilarious, in the first place, that this was even in the Post-Gazette at all. We yinzers may be only slightly more fashion-forward than Cincinnati or Indianapolis, but please. Please. Really, please.

Why am I so certain that Ayn Rand would've loved this outfit?

I do love laughing at the rich. And the rich had better be grateful when they hear us laughing at them. Because when we stop laughing at them, it will only be because our mouths are full of them.